August 2009
What Do You Eat When You're Alone? →
peegeethirteen:
ofthegarden:
I used to heat up an Eggo Cinnamon Toast Waffle in the toaster and then smother it in faux butter product (that was all we had in the house) so that every little pocket was full of faux-butter. Then I would cover the whole thing with plain white sugar, shaking off the excess like you do when you pour a ton of glitter onto some glue. Then I ate it.
Sorry, Mom.
...
Sometimes when Im eating really delicious...
condicondi:
I raise my hand up and down and back and forth like Christina Aguilera does when shes hitting high notes.
Ha!
FYI
peegeethirteen:
ofthegarden:
If you work in Soho and need office supplies, you’re fucked. The Staples on Broadway and Broome has closed.
That was NOT easy.
Apocalypse.
An elderly-ish man just came up to me in the coffee store and told me that he noticed I was left handed and thus, 10% smarter than the average person (and also that there was a Facebook group I should join). When I asked him if he was left handed, he made a cross with his fingers as to say I was the devil. From our conversation, I would assume that his theory may be correct.
